4. Greasy Bang Syndrome
Skipping just one shower may result in your bangs segregating at choppy intervals. Finger-combing will only make this worse, and greasier.
3. My Dogs are Barkin’
Never wear shoes with a pointy toe if you intend to stand or walk for more than an hour. This includes flats. If you hate those ads for bunion removal on the subway, you’ll listen.
2. Snap Button Betrayal
After a particularly satisfying meal, your stomach expands, and if you’re wearing snap buttons, they may pop open. Solution: constant vigilance.
1. Headband Headache
Usually happens when a headband is too tight. Avoid wearing plastic or skinny headbands. Also, quit shopping in the kids section.
