3. Neck Pillows
Even if you’re on a fourteen-hour flight, is it really worth it? I’ve found that a more dignified alternative is to wear one of those “infinity” scarves, preferably of a thick material. They keep you just as comfortable, and you don’t have to carry a neck pillow around like a little bitch.
2. A Jennifer Weiner Book
I know the book selection can often be slim pickings, and chances are, you’re merely looking for something diverting. But if you pick up a Jennifer Weiner book, you’ll spend your entire flight cursing her characters for spending so much time brooding and questioning the men in their life. You’re better off buying one of those thick Clive Cussler books with the raised text on the cover.
1. Paninis
It doesn’t matter how fancy the kiosk looks. No matter what, you’ll be disappointed. Sometimes you’re in a terminal that is mysteriously devoid of good eating options, and a dry panini will seem better than nothing. I think you’d be better off filling up at the vending machine, or even running off to a better terminal.
