3. Death, Etc.
How can anyone take you seriously while you dump chicken bones into a bucket with grease-stained fingers? Whether its global dilemmas or personal matters of the heart, the experience of eating Korean fried chicken robs you of all gravitas. Things only get worse if you choose to have your drinks served from one of those giant neon-colored machines that look like torture devices from a B horror movie.
2. Love
If someone’s trying to talk to you about love, whether good or bad, this is neither the time nor place. If it’s good news: you’ve set yourself up for disaster. Your mouth is a lavapit of grease, your hands are beyond Wet Naps, and your stomach is in the process of digesting x pounds of poultry. If it’s bad: same thing, but worse because you’ll probably want to polish off that last wing before you sluggishly storm off.
1. Math
This has something to do with the grease and the loud club music a lot of Korean fried chicken places play. It considerably slows down brain functionality. One of the worst arguments of my took place when someone made me do a simple math problem over a plate of wings. The only thing that could possibly ruin Korean fried chicken: shame.
